DONE WITH EXAMS! :DDDD
And this is my last summer break too.
I have not much to blabber on about, except:
Here's where you can go to read HILARIOUS and bad fanfiction summaries ingeniously collected by a fan; there are currently 42 batches dating back to 2005 --> McTabby's Summary Executions
A sampling (the spelling mistakes are not mine):
Charlie Bucket dicovers he is not really a Bucket, but a Wonka. That his parents are really the most unlikely of couples, Willy Wonka and Sirius Black. And that he has a twin sister and he is a wizard.
Dear Miss. Granger, We are sorry to inform you that your parents have perished and that you will live with the Malfoy's, and you will also be resorted. I am really sorry to have to tell you this. Please send yourself and your stuff to the headmaster's office. The Ministry of Magic
It's all really bad plot device. It's like: I'm going to put these two characters together and you can't do anything about it!
And apparently Harry-veela-vampire fanfics are common! LOOK at this:
Harry Potter is a Vepire, a cross between a veela and a vampire. Now, life is about to get confusing, and maybe, just maybe, he will finally find the love he has been looking for.
Oh this one cracked me up:
Harry is tired of all the drama and grief around him - between the recovery of losses in the Last Battle and the regular trials and troubles of a teenager, Harry wants to run, run away, and never have to face this again. At least, he doesn't want to be human anymore - could life be any better as a turtle? Hermione turns him - and herself - into turtles, and Harry suddenly realizes he'd rather be human. The only way to get back to his normal self is to kiss his love, but it has to be of the same species....He doesn't love Hermione, does he?
OH HAHAHA, this one takes the cake:
Harry and Hermione's daughter Herima is going to Hogwarts early but she doesn't know why. Would it have something to do with her wings?
Haha, wings! XD Why would their daughter have wings! And what kind of name is Herima???
Also, there's NEWS wo Abake!!! I love this segment! Where the boys are blindfolded and their voices changed so they become supposedly anonymous and therefore can confess their feelings.
And here are some random photos:
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