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Attack of Summary Executions again!

I was bored to death the other night and Lingzhi gave me the url to that site again. In case you don't know, this person has a collection of ridiculous, hilarious and insane summaries of fanfiction. If you're interested, here's the link: Summary Executions

Some that really cracked me up:

Hermione finds out that Remus is her father, but he wont tell her who her mother is.

He needed out. He needed air. He needed to bury himself so deeply in Hermione that no one would ever get him out again.

Are you sure shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet? Well you're wrong. Remus Lupin did after the tragic death of his two best friends he wrote down their love story so the world could remember Lily and James Potter and the love they shared, even after death.
(Shakespeare should sue. If only he was still alive.)

Harry's and Hermoine's day started out normal. Then Lucius Malfoy show's up and tells them that they're related. And not only that but Draco is their brother and they're triplets. (Dear god. How on earth... did that happen?)

If Percy Weasly was a girl and Draco Malfoy had an elder brother who was later hushed up and all charecters were a bit out of charecter then you would have this fic. (WHAT.)

This will be my last insane quote. There are a lot more that has left me shocked or made me burst into hysterical laughter. But some of them are... eewuuugh. See for yourself.

THIS IS AN AMAZING STORY ABOUT HOW DEPRESSION IS DEADLY! WHEN IT ATACKS A WONDERFUL PERSON! READ AND REVIEW!