picture in my mind

xkcd has some side project: a database of limericks, called LimericksDB.

Their limericks are somewhat of the same vein as their comics - geeky, mad and sometimes dirty. Haha.

A UNIX saleslady, Lenore,
Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
She found a good way
To combine work and play:
She sells C shells by the seashore.

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A dying mosquito exclaimed,
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane  

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ohmygod, this one! XD

A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;